Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
phoebewahl:

Phoebe Wahl 2013

phoebewahl:

Phoebe Wahl 2013

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jaredpadalekis:

Where no man has gone before

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, 1982 

jaredpadalekis:

Where no man has gone before

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, 1982 
Tagged as: #star trek 

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

deans-pie-at-221b:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

did you just

deans-pie-at-221b:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

did you just

nilsen:

Luv u yosh

nilsen:

Luv u yosh


teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

ifb:

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

src

yah know… I think I’ve changed my mind about this guy…

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zefrank:

How to Disappoint Your Parents in 60 Seconds

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