Cody: I'm pretty sure that at some point in my paper I wrote the phrase, "So sue me."
  

Cody: I wonder if the Internet is terrible.
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Cody: Wow. The seasons are changing and everyone is getting horny again.
  

Cody: Answer me this - why is every girl I'm interested in a lesbian?
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Cody: How were you going to get homework done if you were asleep?
Me: I was taking a nap then finishing the chapter.
Cody: I know you were asleep hugging the book, but I don't think that counts.
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Cody: Dogs hate shoes.
  

Cody: He's doing a lot of hip thrusting. This is hypnotic.
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Cody: How are you?
Me: Good. How are you?
Cody: Good. How are you?
Me: What?
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Cody: Pronouncing 'bagel' that way is just incorrect.
  

Cody: Do you know how long it's been since I was in Canada?
  

Cody: Did you just elbow her because you got a little bit of man ass?
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Cody: You're welcome to drink in my living room, but I wish you had told me before I put my coat on.
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(Kenny walks in wearing a hard hat)
Cody: Did Kenny join the Village People?
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Cody: You're not allowed to turn your living room into a Turkish sex lounge
  

Cody: Yeah, don't try to throw up in the office, please.

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