Cody: I'm pretty sure that at some point in my paper I wrote the phrase, "So sue me."
Cody: Wow. The seasons are changing and everyone is getting horny again.
Cody: Answer me this - why is every girl I'm interested in a lesbian?
Cody: How were you going to get homework done if you were asleep?
Me: I was taking a nap then finishing the chapter.
Cody: I know you were asleep hugging the book, but I don't think that counts.
Cody: He's doing a lot of hip thrusting. This is hypnotic.
Cody: How are you?
Me: Good. How are you?
Cody: Good. How are you?
Cody: Pronouncing 'bagel' that way is just incorrect.
Cody: Do you know how long it's been since I was in Canada?
Cody: Did you just elbow her because you got a little bit of man ass?
Cody: You're welcome to drink in my living room, but I wish you had told me before I put my coat on.
(Kenny walks in wearing a hard hat)
Cody: Did Kenny join the Village People?
Cody: You're not allowed to turn your living room into a Turkish sex lounge
Cody: Yeah, don't try to throw up in the office, please.